Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Today's WTF moment

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8828472/

Most folks have seen the Catch a Predator series. Where they lure freaks that want to sleep with underage chicks? I think I have seen it 3 times. Now u would think that these nut jobs would prefer to stick to Net porn as opposed to going for the real illegal thing.

It does bring up an interesting question. Who is sicker? the one that actually goes to have sex with underaged girls or the one that beats off to it in his house? The obvious choice might be that real beats cyber but what about the kids being exploited to create net porn??

An argument might be that some of these girls might actually want these encounters but Lord knows how many girls actually want to follwo thru with net speak?

These guys are sick. Prison will not help them. if they were Mormon, their priest could have hooked them up with a young wife ;)

Rants and Runminations.

Curious thots.
If women are soo complicated and men so simple, why are men so difficult to understand?

Why is any single relationship seeking woman doing when she announces that she can't stand sports? I am no sports fanatic but any woman that denounces any sports is automatically disqualified!!

why do successful women expect to find equally or more successful men to marry?? Men don't do that. A surgeon isn't looking for an investment banker to marry. I will say that it doesn't make sense for a surgeon to marry a laborer. what if she has to stop working whilst pregnant? Who is going to make the payments on the S class??

Why do people keep buying shit on credit?? How u gonna spend 4 yrs paying for a car and then trade it in for another car and continue ANOTHER 5 yrs of making payments? It isn't a good decision ANY way u look at it.

There has to be a point in car prices where u stop paying for the car amenities and start paying for the pimp factor. I mean 250k for a Bentley??? OK forget Bentley.. what about a BMW vs a Mercedes? What is in that $70 000 car that Isn't in a $140 000 car? Can someone please explain that to me? Anyone?

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i detest Wednesday. they are so desolate. the middle of Work tedium. it offers no hope nor challenge.



  • Monday brings the beginnign of the inevitable week. One must face their fate bravely.


  • Tuesday has no status. it is just tuesday. i hold no grudge against it.


  • Thursday Is one day before Friday ( E-day) It hold promises of better things ahead. the festive colors of the weekned start to peek out.


  • Friday is freaking awesome. the Day is just a prelude to having 2 days of none working bliss. Folks talking about plans and not spending much time causing work. Friday is Emancipation day. The slaves are freed on Friday. If they weren't, they SHOUld have been.


  • Wednesday. Wednesday pisses me off. the stark center of the work week. It plagues me as I wake up. I start at the clock and ask God why I have to go to work today. mind u, my job is not bad. Imagine if I had a crappy job. I would be soulless by now.
    Wednesday IS No hope day. It holds no Hope for me.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Johnny Carinos Country resturant

Wifey told me as we drove home that she wanted to go to a resturant called Johnny Carinos. It is a Country Italian restaurant. I have not been there cuz I don't think they will have much more of a revelation in Italian food than I have already seen.

that wasn't the reason my beloved wanted to go there.She thot it was a Country Western Italian resturant and was interested to see what kind of cuisine they serve. Barbeque fettucine? Chicken fried Chicken Parmesan??

She is new to the Texas and is in awe with the ability of the state to countrify or mexicanized anything. Even Asian restaurants are advertising Vietnamese fajitas. trust me, Texas is strong on their country ish. I bet there is a cowboy mafia that comes to each restaurant to make sure that the country interests are acknowledged in each restaurants.

i guess I can see how she might think so. Didn't stop me from laughing at her though. crazy woman.. i love her so...

Monday, September 18, 2006

Simon R Green is my brainmate.

Simon R Green is in my head. Simon R green is a sci fi fantasy author. I first found one of his books-Deathstalker on a layover in the UK going to Nigeria.

The book was defective. A good chunk of pages were misplaced in the book and it really disrupted the flow of the story. Even with such a damning error on the publishers part, the book was amazing. I laughed out loud , stomped my feet and luxuriated in this tale.
the plot wasn't mind blowing. the prose wasn't that incredible. It was his imagination. He had one of the most vivid imaginations I have ever read in a while and it showed. I love the characters. I loved the way they acted.
He takes a genre and pounded it til it fit the way he wanted. His words had Charisma. That is the best way i can describe it.

It is like wrestling. Most of the time, it is 2 muscle bound guys faux fighting on the ring. Yawn!!!!
Sometimes it is the Freaking Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin going at it and U know that it isn't the same.
Now u might be asking yourself. why? Why is this guy so taken by this author? I will tell you why. Simon has balls. Big brass ones. He is one of the few that will take a archetype and twist it around and inflate it til it is 10 times as big as it was before and much crazier. I keep doing double takes on the liberties he takes with characters. A dragon with a butterfly hoard? A Alien reptile called Saturday? The Ashrai? A Norwegian Demi God private detective? the madness maze? The Walking Man, the burning man, the Unbeliever, Razor Eddie, the sisterhood of the travelling razor, Street of the God, Jennie Sorrow- the Unbeliever? Haceldama? The snide humorous dialogue. it is awesome!!!

I think I have read more than 10 of Simon's novels. Under the Blue Moon/Beyond the Blue Moon are still one of my fave books to read.
Jericho Lament is my favorite character in any book so far. Bar none. I think he appeals to the christian in me. Jericho Lament, God's wrath made manifest in man. the man strikes a chord in me with his writing. I don't know what characters he will spring on me next.

I also noticed that he seems to throw in christian influences in his books. Of course there are other Gods but usually the Christian God isn't one to be F**ked with either. I think i like the fact that he is willing throw it into his gumbo stew of a story. I just think it is cool. By no means a Christian author but it is still cool.

Jesus is hardcore!!!!!!

Going back on what I wrote, one would think that I like the guy a little TOO much. Not so. I just enjoy his work and I think it shows int he way I describe it to people. I do have bitch points on Simon Green too..
The deathstalker series went on 3 books too long. Obviously, he was paid to lengthen the series. i am not going to fault his the chance to make more money. Imagine a situation where Happy Potter has graduated and working a wizard 9-5 job and it unhappy about it. Yeah, he took that story line way TOO long.

Read Deathstalker 1-3 and enjoy. read 4-6 at ur own risk.
Then read Under the blue Moon then adventures of Hawk and Fisher then Beyond the Blue Moon.
Drinking the Midnight wine, Shadow fall, the Nightside series and maybe the ancillary Deathstalker books. U will be in for a wild ride. my mind runs free when I read some of his works.

I will come back and add links to this post so u can check him out if u are in the mood for some truly fun reading.

edit- added links. enjoy folks.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I got my first comments!!!

U know how u know someone but u really don't? U see them around but u hardly hung out? then for some reason, u actually stop and have somewhat of a conversation. It feel like the impressions u have about someone get removed and u get a glimspe of the actual person. It is like I just met Femi yet I have known him for a whle now. Femi has one of them myspace cult blogs with lots of friends that read it religiously.

I know cuz wifey is part of the Cult too. A fledging Texasider. It is my goal to make sure she never gets past the Oil wrestling with 2 female acolytes initiation stage. It is imperative to bring a camcorder to that part of the ceremony and THEN yank her from those people. Some of these cults do have thier uses to a degree.

Wat happen after said Oil Wrestling stage?? I dunno and I don't want to ask. Noone can look me in the eye and tell me.

Again, I digress. Femi put comments on my blog today. I have been nervous about letting folks see this blog. I think it has too little and sometimes most people don't get my humor. They think I am crazy. I believe Femi said words to that effect.

He is cool though. Once u get over the whole Cult leader thing. ;)

The question is whether I should advertise my blog to my friends and see what they think of it. My mind fleets from one point to another so fast, I don't bother trying to make the connection sometimes. Maybe they will laugh, shake their head and come back again. WHo knows??

Lionel Ritchie,his supposed inherent sexiness and possible correlation to my 4some fantasy

my wife is a lionel ritchie freak. I mean seriously. Let me put it this way. if I was ever able toget Lionel to come and serenade her in our house, I am pretty certain that i could ask for a foursome with her 2 best friends and she would at least pick up the phone to float the idea to them.

I doubt that fantasy will ever come true but i am perfectly happy dreaming about it. MMM..... 6 boobies of varying sizes.. Now where did I put my whipped cream????

Ok, back to Lionel! Forgive my salacious digression. Lionel played on Leno last night and wifey was very happy to see him. In an attempt to drum up some quick love points, I asked her the closest place to us where Lionel will be touring?

She promptly opened her computer and checked. I knew he wasn't coming to where we live already but I expected that if it was up to 3 hours away, we could make that trip.

Wifey knows I am not that great a Lionel fan so so every hour I drive her, I am racking up them crazy sexual position points.( 2500 more points and I get to try reverse cowgirl while braced against a door sill!!!!)

(( 9/14/06 reverse cowgirl on a door sill????? is that even possible??? ))

I waited patiently as she looked on the computer and I will not forget the answer she gave me. Wait for it...

Belgium

Yes, the freaking country! the closest place to us my wife could find that Lionel was touring in this year was freaking Belgium!!

Naturally, this trip is currently not my usual search on travelocity airfare searches or Enterprise rental I expected a town close to us so to hear a country freaking thousands of miles away was a slight shock. Not too bad but enough to cause me to blink rapidly for a good 5 seconds.

I had to ask myself. How far was I willing to go for a 4some with her best friends? Would it be Belgium?? I dunno. There are lengths I would go but Belgium???

I imagined a trip to Belgium to see Lionel and the ony way I considered it was if all the passengers in the plane were the Pussycat dolls, danity Kane and tyra Banks.

Actually screw that. I would do it only if all those women were there, nekkid and horny and I was the only man in sight and my wife was videotaping my virile performance.

I am sorry, I had to stop and chuckle on that mental image. Not the women though. I just CAN't imagine how wifey would even do that. that is just funny to me.

I love my wife. She is soo good to me. She will maim me if I ever suggest a 3some. No talking. No arguing, just str8t maiming. She knows I have disability insurance.

Friday, September 08, 2006

My boy just got married!!!

My boy just got married last week. I am very happy for him. Man, i took soo many pics on that day. 400 pics!! I was astounded!! i didn't imagine that i would be able to take the pics. My camera is my work house. Any other camera would have given up the ghost. Really like taking pics. it think it is the best mixture of technical savvy combined with artisitic expressions. I think this might be my passion. I love taking pics..

Here is us at the wedding...


Now since this is my blog, I will post a pic of us first and then I will post a couple of my fave shots...













These ladies I have know for a couple of years and when I looked at this pictures, I realized that they were growing up to be women. Too quickly.. I mean, they were growing normally but it still felt too quick. And I am not even their parent or sibling. They are growing into beautiful women. Hopefully they will be smart enuf to watch out for those bastard men that wreck women for no reason other than feeding their penis needs. but I digress.


I love this pic cuz the moment was impromptu. Nothing planned. Just a bunch of friends joined the groomen circle and ejoyed the union of a couple they have known for a while. I was moved by their camaredie. thank God for Google spell check for I don't have to spell THAT word again.

Quick thots

Have u ever wanted to listen in on your own funeral? let'say u die today.. what would people say about u? What would they feel about u? Which non family member has been touched by ur life that prompted them to take a dive into your coffin asking God to take them instead.

It would be a trip wouldn't it? Even better, maybe u can listen in on the thots folks had about u? I wonder what that would be like. Maybe when we die, we actually get to stick around for that. What is 2-3 weeks roaming the earth checking out ur old haunts compared to eternity? Would it be ironic? FInally the ability to spy or chicks while they are nekkid and u have no libido to relish it?