Monday, June 25, 2007

Friday, June 22, 2007

The Iphone is evidence that God loves gadgets..

If the Lord Jesus came back to Earth to reclaim it or die again for our sins. This is the phone that He will use to call God to complain about having to save us from our sins AGAIN. In fact, I think Jesus would come down just to sing a 2 yr agreement with AT&T to use His phone.

I have read all articles about this phone and remained skeptical but after watching this presentation, I am convinced.

http://www.apple.com/iphone/usingiphone/guidedtour.html

Jesus owns stock in Apple or Steve Jobs mortgaged his soul to Satan. I doubt the latter cuz this phone is too beautiful for man to make it. I believe that Jesus came up with this concept and choose Apple to bring it to being. However, the 5 yr contract with AT&T does give credence to the Satanic mortgage of Steve Job's soul.. eh..

This isn't the IPhone anymore. it is the Jesus phone. It is Holy. All imitators will be beheaded.

The price is still too much though but what do u expect from the phone given from the Most High? So I will sit back and trust that the Lord Jesus will bless me with the amount of money to purchase this phone. I will get it soon. The Lord loves me. Why use prayer when the Lord has given us the Jesus Phone.

All Praise the Jesus Phone.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Paris who?

I bet Paris Hilton will come out of prison with street cred and have a nation wide tour on her upcoming rap album. I mean, she acts stupid, bares all in a sex tape, gets paid to go to parties and act ”Hot”. Gets paid to be in a show where she slums with normal people.

Drives drunk twice while with suspended license and probation. Doesn’t read what her publicists give her to sign. Hasn’t seen a camera, she doesn’t like.

Goes to jail and now she changed??? B.S. the only change is that she doesn’t have access to the high end smack she is using while in prison.

You know what though? She isn’t the problem. We are. Society is. The only way that someone like her could be THIS popular is cuz folks ARE talking about her. Somehow she elicits a strong opinion. I blame myself.

Instead of hating her so virulently, I should simply ignore her. Act like she doesn’t exist. We all should. If the news stops talking about her and filling the front page with her shenanigans, I am pretty sure she will literally fade away to nothing..

Gay in saudi Arabia?? Don't they cut off penises for that?

I read an article talking about the vibrant gay scene in Saudi Arabia. Maybe not as blatantly obvious as the US or Europe but enough that one would wonder…

Now we talking about a country where men sit separated from women in public. Women have to wear that scarf thingie at all. No driving for women and no voting as well. Women are pretty much property it would seem.

Personally, if a woman had to endure all that restrictions and now her man might be participating in some butt plugging as well, I would be slightly peeved too. Like knife to privates peeved.

Anyway, here is the article. It is long but riveting. It brings an interesting viewpoint to how certain cultures deal with homosexuality.


http://www.yawningbread.org/apdx_2007/imp-305.htm

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Music, movies and Porn

Here is a wierd thot. Download as much music as u want and u stand the chance of being sued by the RIAA otherwise known as lawyers with a VIP pass to hell.

Download Movies and the MPAA (Monkey loving Hollywood lawyers) will sue ur succulent butt too.

But d/l Porn and the only thing that could sue you would be ur g/f for emotional abuse since she can't compete with women that ALWAYS want sex and the loss of millions of potential babies.

No question about it folks, the internet tubes are sticky with the sperm of millions of men wasting their time looking at sex.

What's the harm u say? Porn doesn't hurt noone. it is just fantasy. Bull.. Porn is hurting folks left and right and we don't see it.

Hell, Alcohol kills people daily yet it is legal to drink. DOn't get me started on cigarettes yet folks are lighting up all the damn time.

Porn is like crack. U want more of ur fix and u keep looking for more of it. Maybe in the old days when porn needed seedy stores, peep shows and magazines, one could waste away a paycheck or something but now... the Internet is rife with this stuff!!1 Movies, clips, snippets. Everywhere!!!

All it takes is the wrong clip and a 14 yr old can be introduced to sex that can fry his mind. What about the women even? the girlfriends and wives? How can they compete? I mean, why should they?

Porn is waging a mental war on our brians. Altering the chemistry of sex in our heads so that people prefer staring at a screen more so than their partners. We are killing our women with this stuff. Porn makes men selfish. Even violent sometimes.

Why the tirade u ask? I saw something today that upset me. I saw a clip of a woman being raped or acting like she was raped. Soon she started "enjoying" the sex. I could help but to think that somewhere there is a guy watching this stuff THINKING that women actually do get off at being forced to sex.

This stuff is dangerous and it is free. U gotta buy alcohol or cigarettes. Porn...all u need is a wifi spot and a computer.God help us all.

Iphone Porn



WHat else needs to be said that isn't said?? If this phone delievers, I will cancel my T-Mobile subscription and drink the Iphone koolaid.. that is sooooooooooo sexy!!! Perfect for me.