I was searching my photo archives and found this gem.

If I remember correctly, I just woke up and realized that the Bed Head fairy had given me a near square cut. I dunno what else to say. Move over Spongebob Squarepants and Behold SquareCut BedHead.

I would like to note that my hair is totally natural. No additives to it.. When I went to a hair dresser to twist it, she didn't believe it was natural.

Is this how being buzzed feel like?

We started this drinking game with CSI Miami. Every time David Caruso puts his head down and raises it to say some thing corny, we drink. Every time they play the techno music to disguise the boring , mind numbing part of CSI work. we drink. Needless to say, we finally did it on the last 20 minutes of a show and wifey got buzzed. She is coherent and still walk but defintely impaired. Is this what buzzed is about?

The room is spinning around and am a little unsteady on my feet. Interesting feeling. I can't imagine what would have happened if we did the drinking game to the full 1 hr show. I don't have any desire to drive  at this state. Man, the room is unsteady..

Hmmm, tequila.......

Am allergic to the homeless

Not really but I am slightly peeved at them. Ok quick recap. Wifey and I went to a homeless shelter to help out on Xmas day. the shelter were giving free thermal underwear, hats , gloves and food out. Awesome experience, simply because it gave me pause to realize that I am freaking blessed to have what I have now.

Anyway, I came down with a severe throat infection. Coughing was very painful and I was sucking down cough drops to numb the pain enuf. I think my immune system got dropped kicked by a bunch of people with a lot more germ power than I had.

o now I am laid out in bed, drinking orange juice. hot toddies and any other concoction that my wife deems necessary for me. She even had plans for a Vicks hot tub experiment for me but I wasn't about to do so.

All in all, I would do it again. In fact, i will do it again. Volunteering for stuff lik that makes u realize what blessings u have as you exist right now. It makes u appreciate life as it is for u.

One thing though. if people hare are soo destitute.. how are folks in countries in Africa. Nigeria sef? we do ourselves a great disservice not contributing to reducing poverty in any way we can.

merry Xmas to me.

Wifey got me a camera lens!!! It is freaking sweet. I can soo much zoom in. I can really get into the details. Xmas presents are awesome!!!

Quick Note to God: Nice work in the the wifey blessing!!

New thots on the TMobile Dash.

I have been using the Dash for a while now. I got the 1gb Micro SD card with it.. Sweet!!! everything has been well so far.. I have had trouble with WIFI though. I got it to log into my WIFI network but it was really slow. I mean Sloooow. I thot I would try another network without encryption but It didn't improve any. I will try the library wifi. MAn, I hope I can figure it out. wa is the point of Wifi if it is So sloow?? Shoot, It seemed that the EDGE network was faster.

Other than that, I am enjoying the phone. I think the bible sw I found would work very well. Pocketnester is a small Nintendo system on ur phone.. I dunno how functional it will be but I bet it would be nice in the DMV or small spot of bureaucratic hell that requires me to wait.... I will add pics later...

Google SMS is Kickass

These days when I think I need cellular internet to do stuff, I  go to Google SMS and see if they have the functionaltiy.  If you don't know what Google SMS is then sit down.. Daddy will have to school you. You send a message to 46645( Googl) and you can get directions, Movie times, addresses, weather and even Phone listings.  All in text message.

You wan tot know how to get from 2343 lamar Blvd , Austin, tx to 15000 Reasearch Blvd, Austin, texas ?  Sned it to Google and get their directions on your texts..

You can even get sports news. Like socres and stuff. Tis fantastic!!!!

I am freaking blessed!!!

 I have come to the realization that I am greatly blessed. I look back at my life and see all the trials and tribulations I have gone through. I look at where I am right now and I realize that I have had favor beyond what I expected.

Coming out ot College to finding a job and finding a wifey like mine… Unbelieavable. I can't sit here and say that I deserve anything that has happened to me.

I am blessed indeed. What have I struggled against that my God hasn't given provision for?

I am getting the T-Mobile Dash! Glee!!

I am sorry. My igboness waged a valiant war against my technophilia. Both sides raged and struggled to come to dominance. I twas tough and hard but my technophilia is a woman with big knockers and it was what befell my igboness. Technophilia was breathing heavily and Igbo man 's eyes strayed from her face for a second and she bashed his head in with the Excalibur!!!

For a while T-Mobile has lagged behind Sprint and the rest with their phones.. Well, actually they haven't. They just haven't had the Treo and were late to hook up with the Razr. The T-Mobile SDA and MDA are good phones and I think Sprint has a better marketing dept cuz I see the Sprint PPC-6700 more than I see the T-Mobile MDA.

All that changes with the T-Mobile Dash. Otherwise known as the HTC Excalibur. Smartphone know the less but with a qwerty keyboard and WIFI?? Great googa mooga!!! That is awesome!!!  I can throw Pocket Street and trips on it and have an entire Map of Austin in it.  It has a Mini SD card slot that DOESN'T require the battery to be moved to use. Get on ur knees with me and thank Jehovah for that feature. Granted, I would prefer to not have to remove the back cover but it is a compromise I am willing to live with.

I have decided that will stick with Smartphones from now on. There are more features and customization is very available. Programs and games galore and the beauty are contacts. I can sync my contact with Outlook so if my computer dies or I lose the phone I can get another phone and resync and voila!!!!  There is absolutely NO reason why I should have to send hours reentering my contacts with a new phone. No Sir!!

My igbnoess had fallen to the floor, Beaten and dazed. It watched as technophilia brandished Excalibur. As his vision faded, he realized that Excalibur cost $50 less than it was supposed to be. My igboness can go to sleep now. It's work is done.

The price I paid was cheaper than the online site eventually that is. I still have to send in for the mail in rebate but you best believe I will do so!!!  I have seen an abundance of hack, tweaks and games for my Dash. Merry Xmas to ME!!!!!!!!!

 

Why do we type WWW still???

 I mean, it's totally unnecessary. CNN.com just just as well. Why even use the COM even? Well, THAT doesn't work. there are some programs that allow u to only type names like that AOL, Google but if using a normal browser, CNN.com is the most expedient way to access the website.

 

Ok, I am good now. Rant over.

 

Mustangs ,Vipers and CLKs are short man cars!!!!

i went to the Austin Car show. It wasn't too spectacular. Only one concept car that I saw built by Ford. It looked like a Maybach with a truck bed. U know how there is soo much space in the back of the Maybach? Same thing with this car. I wish I had my camera with me.
PLS believe me!!!

Anyway, the thing I wanted to talk about is the fact that few sports cars are built for tall people. I am pretty well proportioned. I know my legs might be long but they aren't mutant long.

I love the new Mustang. Car looks sexy. Tres sexy. Wifey agrees with me. I finally tried got into one. I so tried cuz I don't believe that I should have to hurt my knee and almost twist an ankle getting into a car.

I also feel that I should be able look straight at the windscreen not at the very edge of it. Now I know some cars have adjustable seats but if I have to bring the seat all the way down, we have already passed the point of comfort.

Then in the Mustang, i couldn't even turn my hear properly without fear of hitting my head on the side of the roof.

Granted, I couldn't adjust the seat cuz it was a car show but my freaking honda gives me better head space than the Mustang!!! I have never appreciated the fact that I can turn my head and look str8t at the windscreen.

Now if I can't get into the Mustang then the Viper is simply laughable. I couldn't get over the fact that I wasn't comfortable in that car.

Good grief!! what sport cars do tall men drive?? Certainly not the Mustang and vipers!!

I know someone that was kinda taller and he drove a drop top Mustang though..Older version. I wonder....

The highlight of the show was the Dodge Magnum SRT 8. Ohh that is sweet car!!!! SWEET!! I wants it.. I needs it... Smeogol... My preciouus...



That and the Dodge Charger, I think i am sold. I want that car. Now I have to find a rich, insecure girl that thinks I will leave my wife if she gives me 2 Dodge Magnums. I am tired of hearing about those women gifting undeserving men with stuff like that!!!! I want mines..

Or i could just buy it. the rich gal story is going to be MUCH more entertaining than me purchasing it though. Hoochie stories usually trumps hard fought savings stories.