CNN movie reviews

it freaking annoys me how spoiler ridden their reviews are. I mean by the time u read all the info, u know the plot tiwsts e.t.c it spoils the movie for u. Another thing is that I can't remember the last awesome review they gave a movie. Now granted, movies quality has been in the toilet recently.

Exhibit A:


but i get the feeling that CNN only gives bad reviews to movies. Honestly, the more I write, I don't Mind the bad reviews. i just wish they would give spoiler free reviews. I would like a chance to find out for myself. All i know about Superman returns is that he returns and Lex luthor looks deliciously evil. (thank you Spacey)

Am going to see it on Thursday with my wife and sister. I hope it is fun!

Now back to Little MAn.. WHAT the F**K??!!!!if the bar wasn't dropped so low by Soul Plane, i would be bemoaning the efforts of African American men. This looks terrible from the get go. they must be operating on a tight budget to break even on this. video sales maybe??

BTW, who green lit Dr Doolittle 3???

Work has been crappy lately.

Man, i have not had a good time at work recently. For the longest time, I have come out of the office looking tired. i mean, i know some people have exhausting jobs but I have not had one like that ina while. Not physically tired. just mentally. Making me doubt how good I man.

I am getting a fight or flight reaction though but I gotta believe that what I have now is better than where I was before.

Pisses me off cuz I get this vision of being tired from work and wifey is tired from work and we just snap at each other. God please let me be strong enuf to see that and do something about it.

Don't call me well trained...

I hate being referred to as well trained by married women. Especially by a bunch of married women that think it is their right to be condescending since they currently outnumber me. That ish pisses me off. I mean I am not an idiot. I love my wife and she is great to me. Phenomenal to me.

It makes sense to want to reciprocate. The way I look at it, the more stuff I do for her, the better for me. Like my boy jesus says, If you want the Blow Job train to keep making regular stops at your station, u had better maintain the tracks and concessions at your station!! I mean really.. Does that mean I am being trained???

I went from a subway sandwich meal being the most balanced meal I ate to 3 course dinners. No chicks to constantly available hot chick wearing as little clothing as possible. I went from throwing a shirt, shoes and sorts for a trip to getting an entire damn suitcase packed for me with any shit I might need ready to go. I am not well trained, I am freaking blessed. Nice tits, nice bod, raging libido, sense of humor and intelligence to boot. I mean the chick loves kungfu movies.. Kungfu!!!!!!!!

My chick can kick ur chicks ass anyday. Pick a category.

Cooking? Ur ass is cooked. She throws down.
Looks- I got pics negro. I have that ish on lock. If urs is better. I bet she isn't natural. Mine is..

Sports lover- She WANTS to watch playoffs and football with me. DO u hear me?? SHE WANTS to watch it. No the pansy ass, sit with him to spend time with me nonsense that some women throw out to make themselves look good. She watches it with ME!!

Sex- dat's personal but trust me…. I am kicking ur ass in this area as well. maybe while u are reading this too..

I am not well trained. I am well blessed. If I do things for her, I do it cuz I am not a fool and I like a good thing to go as long as humanly possibly.

Speaking of which I hear a train approaching… Hmmm..

where those loose women that dig married men I hear about?

Where are those loose women that I hear so much about? The ones that go for married men like bees to honey?? I have seen nada. All I get are congrats, eeyahs and when did u guys get married??

No " I lust for forbidden man " stares
Nada on the ' quest for unavailable men" attitudes.
Nothing..

I am hurt.

There are some reasons I can come up with and I am sure all ur haters can come up with extra.

1] I am ugly: Obvious choice if you have not seen my face but I know I am not cuz chicks dug me before I got hitched and I have too many damn pics of myself to think that. I am an ok looking guy but definitely not ugly. Forget that..I am damn sexy!!!

2] Too Happily married: could that be possible? I was thinking that the ladies sense I am perfectly content with mine so they back off to find other more dissatisfied prey? I would hope not. U would think women like that would appreciate a challenge.

3] I don't get out as much: Personally, I think it is this one. If I don't frequent any hoochie haunts then I will not have to spray for said hoochies. That being said, does that mean that the man needs to look for these women? I mean, the way these chicks were portrayed. U would think u get married and soon after, u are fending off sex crazed single chicks determined on being the other woman.

Shoot, if the guy has to find them and feed them a sob story about how their wife doesn't understand them then the women are not to blame. Those idiot men are doing it all by themselves..

I wonder if there is a happy medium. Instead of going to the Hoochies Den, maybe I can find a spot where they occasion now and again. Something social with an aftertaste that attracts the hoochies. Maybe some snotty rich guy association like Habitat for Humanity. Hoochies go there right?? Or better yet, join a fraternity. Nothing like chilling with a bunch of horny college students to attract the non discriminatory hoochie.

I don't want to partake of the fruit of evil but I would like to see it offered to me. Of course, Adam made sure that the person that offers it will not be delectably nekkid (thanks Adam, punkass bitch) I do take heart at the fact that any hoochie prospects would be advertising the possibility of seeing said nekkidness in the immediate future. That is all I want. The offering.. Not the taking.

Nay sayers would point out that I am asking for trouble. Yes I am. I have all kinds of other trouble but I want this kind. I would be pleased as I dunno what if I could go home and tell wifey that some hoochie wanted to jump my sexy bones. I would provide exact details, names, addresses and work numbers if possible.

Nothing would please me more than to see wifey give me that " I want to cut a heifer stare" cuz if I play my cards right, I can get the angry competitive sex. Hopefully not before the prank cell calling and " leave my man alone bitch" speech.

The angry competive sex is gooood. She wants to leave u weak and tremblingon the bed and nothing is too far. Oh.. The possibilities and positions..

Dammit, I need a hoochie to improve my relationship. Where is help when u need it?

1 job review and 2 promotions later!!!!!

I was about to post a little spiel I was inspired to write. I looked at the last post I made. I had to make an update of what has happened since. Last blog, My boss told me I was coasting in my job. In essence, no big raise, just a little something extra. With the price of gas it is , it doesn't make a difference.

I was steamed as u might read but I am soo different from that guy on that time. Maybe this blog thing is not so bad. I should schedule a weekly update cuz there is NO way I can do a daily blog. My life isn't that interesting.

Anyway, I had gone on an informational interview in a group at the Enterprise side of my job. I was looking for information. Nothing more. Next thing I know, I was being interviewed. Soon after, I was offered a job. Now 2 weeks after that ass roasting known as a job review, I get an offer for a job on a higher job level plus bump in pay!!! Awesome! I am also moving into a Enterprise which I wanted to. Praise God. Can u imagine the turn of fortunes?
But wait, it gets better, within 2 weeks of being in this job, we get folded into another group known as the EFE TAMs. Now the TAMs are a job I was aspiring to. Now I get placed in that group. We thank God, he is definitely good to me!! I have a title that actually sound impressive. And I am married now. No more women to impress. Pity. Speaking about being married.